For Sale! Or for Free!

I've got a bunch of little things left at my apartment that you should come and take. A few things are for sale, but most are for free if you take them away!

For sale: (I don't know what these are worth, so any reasonable offer is cool)

• A Sony PSP with a buncha games
  
• A Sony 17" LCD monitor that is web-famous because I won it in an SEO contest
• A kick-ass vacuum cleaner. It's not a Dyson, but it sucks more than K-Fed, I am telling you.

• A white Ikea desk. It's nice!
• A black rolling office chair
• An oval-shaped white kitchen table, kinda nice actually
• A coffee maker
• Two nice grey folding steel chairs
• A white Ikea reclining chair, for chillin'
• A plastic two-drawer file cabinet -- file that stuff!
• a little plastic rolling drawer cart, good for small knicknacks
• a little rolling wire basket thing with two baskets, good for medium knicknacks
• A small round white table
  
• lots of pots, pans, and stuff
• two full sets of silverware. (that's forks, knives, spoons, etc.) if you're using a bunch of janky-ass odds-and-ends, come get a real set of silverware
• a tower standard PC case, with some various optical drives and stuff, and a decent power supply
• other things I can't remember