Letters, we get letters

Feb 22, 2007 at 8:39 AM
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People never believe me that you can get hate mail about random old blog posts. Here's one I got today, for you all to enjoy!

Dear Anus,

I recently read about Diamond Ranting. You are obviousy near-sighted and as dense as a tree stump. You pobably cant afford a diamond thats why you so pissed off at the world. Ask your mommy to go blow your nose and wipe away your little tears of frustration.

Kind regards

Craig Lubbe
Geoscientific Mineral Resources
Centre for Advanced Satellite and Mineral Exploration
P. O. Box 59, Prince Albert, Western Cape, South Africa, 6930.
Tel: 27 23 5411031
Fax: 27 23 5411030
Mobile: 27 83 3728374
Email: geoscientific@telkomsa.net

Oh Craig, you poor thing! (All spelling errors and typos are Craig's own.)

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Wow

that's the first time I've laughed today.

I really don't know what it is about the Internet that turns people into 14-year-old douchebags, but it's not isolated...or contained. Or maybe it's just enabling to people who never grew up?

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"Kind Regards" and then the full autosignature?!?

Priceless.

what a fool

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What a douche... I'm sure this is what Al Gore had in mind when he created the internets.

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Um. Wow.

I like how he turned Anil into Anus. Advanced indeed.

Yeah, that was totally supposed to be "anal"! It's like he doesn't even know how to write one of these.

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Well I for one loved your "Diamond Ranting". It was the main reason I didn't get a diamond wedding ring :)

A stump is nearsighted? WTF Nature?

PS: Hahahahaha Anus.

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That's the funniest email I've read in a long time.

Did you write Mr. Lubbe back?

pale gray on white background alone qualifies it as hate mail...

maybe if I select the text I can read it....or maybe it's just a bug..

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I wonder if he realized he's sent this lovely piece with his entire signature and contact details!

He's very brilliant now we can send hate mail to Craig.

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