The Dash-o-plex
Ways that visiting my parents' house for the weekend is like visiting the Googleplex:
- It's pet-friendly
- It seems like everybody but me has an advanced degree, though the PhDs are very friendly and unassuming
- Inexplicably, there are really fancy digital bidets on all the toilets, even though they're not Japanese
- The food is awesome, abundant, and free
- They really seem to love technology, even if it's not entirely practical
- Sometimes it feels like you're visiting a cult
- They kinda get blogs, but it seems like some of the people in charge are just being nice most of the time, and feigning interest
- It's way too far from San Francisco to actually be convenient for people living there
- Everybody uses Gmail
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