The Fist Bumper

Oct 5, 2007 at 8:23 PM
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As I've been trying to educate people via Twitter: THE FIST BUMP IS DEAD. (White people, I'm looking at you.) Please stop doing this now. It's over. The time has gone. As a public service, let me offer an illustration of what you will look like when I leave you hanging. (Thanks to Abe for the pic.)

Dick-cheney-fist-bump

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It is all about "locking it up".

But... I just recently learned about blowing it up after the bump! I'm not ready to let it go yet. GIVE ME JUST A LITTLE MORE TIME.

Welcome to early-to-mid 2006.

Then what the fuck are we supposed to do? Shake hands?

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I only do it ironically anyway.

So, if I understand you correctly, when meeting with someone, you bump your fist into theirs? How interesting! I am totally going to do this.

[Amen] Yes - I have 2 co-workers that still do it. I have one that still requests the high-five and wants it to be an orchestrated "Top Gun" high-five from the front , low-five in passing thing. I told him that I would do it when he wore his members only jacket in with 2 polo shirts underneath and both had to have flipped up collars. Nothing says "I am white and I am cool" quite like that.

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I am rolling laughing over here. That's BEEN DEAD. Listen people! =)

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