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I went to Starbucks today, sometimes I do that. I got a big iced tea. One of the customers who preceded me ws a guy in full bike messenger-chic regalia: a sleeve tattoo, various piercings, dyed hair. His drink? A frothy, iced something-or-other with a huge pile of whipped cream and chocolate sauce on top.
And when he got it, he made the Dio-style "ROCK AND ROLL!" devil horns to indicate his happiness with having gotten the beverage.
No, motherfucker, no. You getting your 700 calorie melted milkshake from Starbucks is not rock and roll. It is neither rock nor roll. It is not fuck-the-man, and it is also not devil-may-care. It's a giant fucking melted milkshake. You basically got a Frostee under the guise of drinking coffee, and now you don't even have the decency to feel ashamed and slightly embarrassed like the rest of us.
I hope your next piercing gets infected.
